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* Begin again *

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* This time you should
Take a bow at the very end *

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* It's quite an act
You put on *

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* Wait till the cameras roll *

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Ladies first.

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Thanks.

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* You're the leading man... *

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Okay. I'm gonna need
one large caffè misto

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with soy milk,
extra hot.

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Next, a hot chai latte and--
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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What are you doing?

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I'm ordering.
Yeah, I know,

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but I was here first.

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And I'm just getting
a black coffee.

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One black coffee.

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You said, "ladies first"?

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BARISTA:
Name?

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Yeah, back there,
not here.

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Why?
What's the difference?

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Sir, name?

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Hold on there, sporty.

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Uh, the difference is,
that over there,

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I was being chivalrous.
Over here,

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you're being selfish,
thoughtless and rude.

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You live in a world
with other people, okay?

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Get your nose out of your phone,
you might see that.

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My phone?

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I have the coffee order
for work on here.

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There's, like, a hundred drinks
on that thing.

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Why are you getting coffee
for the whole office?

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Never heard of
Betty Friedan?

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No, I--
Gloria Steinem?

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Not a clue.
Really?

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No. Mm-mm.
Not at all.

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Maybe you need to be
on medication.

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I'm on medication
called coffee.

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I can't get it.
I'm waiting for you

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to order for everyone
in your millennial clown car.

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You're an asshole.
I'm an asshole?

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Yes. Yes, an asshole.
I'm an asshole?

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'Cause let's be real.

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If I wasn't young,

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and let's face it,
kind of hot,

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you wouldn't have
held that door.

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You were flirting.

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And then, when you realized
I showed no interest,

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you got mad.

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And then, all your chivalry

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went right out the window.

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So that's how you do it?

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You take your own
self-centered behavior,

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and you flip it on me?
Now, I'm supposed to be

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the asshole
BARISTA: Asshole?

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Coffee
for "Asshole."

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Yeah, that's me.

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There.

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* The North Sea sings *

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* Won't you come to me, baby? *

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* Oh, won't you come to me? *

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* The North Sea sings *

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* Won't you come to me, baby? *

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* Oh, won't you come to me? *

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* The North Sea sings *

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* Won't you come to me, baby? *

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* The North Sea sings *

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* Oh, won't you come to me? *

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Okay, I see
we got some new folks.

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I'm Sam Loudermilk.
I'm four years off the sauce,

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and I'm super-duper excited

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about getting you all
on the road to sobriety.

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MAN 1: All right.

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MAN 2:
Yay.

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So which one of you fuckups
wants to go first?

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Don't drink.
Don't drink.

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Don't drink.

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Actually, I am
a recovering meth addict.

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Still good advice.
Take a shower.

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Hey, come here. Cisco.

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How come
you haven't been sharing?

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'Cause everything's
going good.

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Okay. So how

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How many days
are you sober?

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Um, I--

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Yeah, no.
You're lying to me.

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Okay?
There's no "um" in sober.

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If you're sober,
you know exactly how long

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you've been sober.

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Yeah, okay.
I had a few beers.

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What kind of beers?

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Coors Light.

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That stuff's like water.
That-- That doesn't count.

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Really?
No.

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Of course it counts,
you dope.

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Come on.

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I'm really trying, man. I--

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Well, you gotta try harder.

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Look,

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life's about
fucking things up, okay?

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And then, un-fucking the things
that you fucked up.

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That's what makes you
less of a fuckup.

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Not lying about it.

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Thanks.

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I'll do better.

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Well, just don't do worse.

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Mr. Loudermilk,
can I speak to you in private?

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This isn't private?

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Ahem, well, I suppose

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it won't come
as a surprise to you

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that I've received
anonymous complaints

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about the way
you're leading meetings.

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Who?

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No, I want names.

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I can't give you the names.
I just told you.

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The complaints are anonymous.

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It's the bingo bitches,
isn't it?

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Look, Loudermilk,
let's face it.

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You're not warm and fuzzy.

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You're hard and angular
and uncomfortable.

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You're like an IKEA chair
who leads sobriety meetings.

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Be that as it may,

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I think the work
that your organization does

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benefits a number of people.

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And for that reason,

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I would hate
to have to suspend your meetings

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because of one
unruly facilitator.

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Okay, so, am

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Am I getting a prize
or what?

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I need a favor.

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Mrs. Wilkes is
an important member

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of our church. Right now,

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she's having trouble
with her daughter.

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God, help me.

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I have a feeling
that your brand of help

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may be
exactly what she needs.

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You have a real knack

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with people
who have lost their way.

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Yeah, um,

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women are not exactly
my area of expertise,

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unless you want her to smash
all your shit and move out.

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My daughter, Claire,

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she's a good girl.

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Was a good girl.

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Is she transitioning?

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No. She's still a girl.

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But now she's a bad girl.

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My husband passed
recently,

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and since then,
she's gotten out of control.

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I try and talk to her

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about enrolling
in one of those heroin schools.

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Rehab.
But she won't listen to me.

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Okay, well, I don't know,
send her to a meeting.

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I'll-- I'll talk to her.
No.

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She'll never do that.
You have to go to her.

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Yeah, here's the thing.
I don't make house calls.

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MRS. WILKES:
Please.

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Father Michael
recommended you very highly.

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Well...

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I wouldn't say "highly."
Look, Loudermilk...

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you go and talk to Claire,

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and I won't suspend
these meetings

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or report you

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for being one of
the most horrible people

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ever to set foot into--

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All right, fine, fine, fine.
I'll do it.

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Where exactly will I find
this fragile little flower?

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Who the fuck are you?

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Well, that's spoken like
a Disney Princess come to life.

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Again, who the fuck are you?

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I'm Sam Loudermilk.

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Your mother says
you need professional help,

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but I guess she settled on me.
My mom's a cunt.

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Oh!

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Yeah, she probably is.

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She doesn't know shit about me

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or what I want in my life.

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So get the fuck
out of here, asshole.

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I just wanna get something
out of the way.

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I understand there's a shit-ton
of sexual chemistry

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between us,
but not gonna happen.

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Gross, you're like, 70.

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I'm gross?
You're like, 14 pounds.

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Fuck you, man.
Yeah.

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Hyperbole for comic effect.
Doesn't feel so good, does it?

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Why don't you let me in?

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Fine, come on in.

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This is my boyfriend,
Wyatt.

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Yeah? Don't care.

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You realize you gotta tell me
if you're filming me?

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Why would I
be filming you?

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Well, I figure there's gotta be
a crew from Hoarders

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around here somewhere.

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So, what's up?

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Are you lashing out
at the unfeeling universe

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because Dad's dead, or

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I

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I don't have a deal.

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I live my life
the way I wanna live it.

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Ah, okay.

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Okay. See you.

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What?
What, what?

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That's it?

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Yeah, that's it.

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Aren't you supposed to, like,
try harder or something?

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Let me break this down
for you.

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I don't know you.
I don't give a fuck about you.

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You wanna drink
and drug yourself

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to an early grave? Great.

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You're doing great.
So why did you even come here?

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Morbid curiosity.

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I wanted to see
if you were half the shit show

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your mother said you were.
Fuck you, man.

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Here. That's my number.
You want help, call it.

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You wanna come to a meeting,
great.

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If not, exactly zero shits
will be given by me.

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Dude, you better get
the fuck out of here now.

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SAM:
Yeah, I'm-- I'm going.

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Not 'cause I'm afraid of you,

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but 'cause it smells like

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two garbage cans
have been fucking in here.

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Coming through.

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Hey. Greatest Generation,
come on, pick it up a bit.

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Let's go.
I'm trying.

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Well, pretend I'm Ike,
and that's Normandy,

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and storm that shit.

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Oh, my God.

226
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Hey, watch it.

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This Fender Kingman's
six months of your rent.

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Must be a piece of shit then

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because I share an alley-view
apartment with another dude.

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Hi.

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Hey.

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Uh, hey, this is
kind of embarrassing,

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but I think you have a chair
stuck to your back.

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What
Other-- Other shoulder.

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Yeah, just keep--
No, no. Too far. Back.

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Oh! Ha, ha!
Ah! There you go.

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Probably got it snagged
at a restaurant or something

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the last couple days.

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Oh, crap. Not again.
Ha-ha-ha!

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I'm Allison.

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I just moved into 2C.

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Sam, 2B--

243
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or not to be.

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00:10:04,972 --> 00:10:07,941
It is my apartment, heh.

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00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:11,244
It actually is 2B though,
so there's no confusion.

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Oh, Mr. Ellis,

247
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I was gonna call you
about starting guitar lessons.

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You okay?
Yeah, sure.

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I'm from the Greatest
Generation. Right?

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Oh, hey, can I help you
with that, sir?

251
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That looks
pretty heavy.

252
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You sure you don't
wanna push me down again?

253
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This guy body checked me
on the stairs.

254
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No, I scooted past you, okay?
With minimal contact. I scooted.

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Who rushes past
an elderly person,

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and body checks them?

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I didn't
body check him.

258
00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:37,905
I might have bumped him
a little bit, okay?

259
00:10:37,938 --> 00:10:39,439
But that's it. He--

260
00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,875
Look, he's old.

261
00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:43,043
They exaggerate.

262
00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:47,114
Well, I guess
it's not "to be."

263
00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:54,187
Asshead.

264
00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:01,962
So then, he called me
an asshead,

265
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:04,264
and she slams the door
in my face.

266
00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:07,467
Well, I mean,
the "asshead" thing is fair.

267
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,437
Yeah, but she
didn't know that yet, okay?

268
00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:11,972
I was charming
the balls off her.

269
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,440
You know, I got a question.

270
00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:15,408
Why were you pushing
an old man out of your way?

271
00:11:15,442 --> 00:11:17,177
Because I was in
a hurry.

272
00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:19,780
For what?
You got nowhere to be.

273
00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:22,382
Well, maybe I wanna get
nowhere faster.

274
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:28,088
So are you gonna try
and make it up to her?

275
00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:30,090
I don't know.
What's the point?

276
00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:31,324
What's the point?

277
00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,093
Point is,
this is the first woman

278
00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:35,863
you've had a meaningful
connection with in years.

279
00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:39,432
Yeah. She did really like
my chair-on-the-shoulder bit,

280
00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:40,834
which I ad-libbed.

281
00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:42,770
Ha-ha-ha!
That is funny.

282
00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:44,304
"It looks like
a chair's stuck to you."

283
00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:45,773
Yeah.

284
00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:47,507
Now you just gotta
make it up to her.

285
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,910
Show her that you're
a thoughtful, sensitive guy.

286
00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:51,745
You mean fool her?

287
00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:52,913
Yes.

288
00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,183
How?

289
00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:04,792
No, no, no.

290
00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:06,894
You're banned from the store,
Loudermilk.

291
00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:08,328
I'm sick of you
calling me a douche.

292
00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:10,530
Relax,
I come in peace.

293
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:13,767
I don't wanna argue about why
Nirvana wouldn't exist

294
00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:15,435
without bubblegum hits
of the late '60s.

295
00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:18,505
Man, that's so reductive.

296
00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:20,974
"Reductive"?

297
00:12:21,008 --> 00:12:22,843
Are we just
making words up now?

298
00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:25,145
Just because Cobain said,
in one interview,

299
00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:27,114
that the 1910
Fruitgum Company's version

300
00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:28,315
of "Yummy Yummy Yummy"--

301
00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:29,983
Yeah, hey, hey.
All right, all right.

302
00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:31,384
Hey, Captain Pompous,
relax.

303
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,120
Get your talking points
together,

304
00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:34,988
we'll get back to this.
We're on a mission.

305
00:12:35,022 --> 00:12:37,324
Fine.
What are you looking for?

306
00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:39,993
Loudermilk knocked an old man
down some stairs

307
00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:41,361
in front of
our hot new neighbor.

308
00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:42,930
He's trying
to make up for that.

309
00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:44,264
Jesus, dude.

310
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:45,899
You're the fucking worst,
man.

311
00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:47,835
SAM:
Oh, really

312
00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:49,302
I'm worse than Hitler?

313
00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:51,438
I'm worse than Saul Zaentz?
I'm worse than Pol Pot?

314
00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:54,407
Hey, isn't it weird that
a guy with "pot" in his name

315
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,844
turns out to be
so totally bogus?

316
00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:00,380
You've been sitting on that,
haven't you?

317
00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:01,815
An incredibly long time.

318
00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:03,183
Thank you for teeing it up.
Sure.

319
00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:04,818
Who the hell's
Saul Zaentz?

320
00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:07,487
You don't know Saul Zaentz?
Asshole producer.

321
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,823
Tried to charge Creedence
to play their own music.

322
00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:11,258
We had to listen to
"Put me in, coach"

323
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,060
for years
because of that fucker.

324
00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:14,895
I love "Centerfield."

325
00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:17,497
Well, you're an idiot.

326
00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,833
Look, man, I gotta tell you.
As your sponsor

327
00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:21,168
and your only friend,

328
00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:23,403
you make it hard
for people to like you.

329
00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:26,173
What are you talking about?
I'm a people person.

330
00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:28,441
Unless the people act
like dickbags,

331
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,844
which they always do.
Always do.

332
00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:37,417
Oh.

333
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,553
"Andrés Segovia."

334
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,990
He's the greatest
classical guitarist in the world

335
00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:44,524
playing
a bunch of romantic crap.

336
00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:46,894
She'd like that shit, right?
Yeah. Yeah.

337
00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:48,461
Shows you were
paying attention.

338
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:51,064
It's got the added bonus
of being obscure,

339
00:13:51,098 --> 00:13:53,000
which pretentious chicks
love.

340
00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:56,036
You think she's pretentious?
I don't know. Let's hope so.

341
00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:58,906
Great, let's get out of here.
Okay.

342
00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:01,508
Wait, how's she
gonna listen to it?

343
00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,276
Why do I give a shit
if she listens to it?

344
00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:05,012
Come on, Loudermilk.

345
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:07,014
Please,
stop half-assing it.

346
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:08,615
I mean, finish something
for once in--

347
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:10,283
Here we are, this is good.
Perfect.

348
00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:12,886
Ben to the rescue again.

349
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:15,555
Cheap. Only 60 bucks.
Okay.

350
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:18,091
Uh, one more favor.
No, I-- I'm broke.

351
00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:20,427
Bullshit. You got a hundo
in your pocket.

352
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,462
I saw it when I was rifling
through your pants.

353
00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:24,497
Why are you rifling
through my pants?

354
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:27,134
So, you can't pull
this "I'm broke" bullshit.

355
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:28,568
You know, you really are
an asshead.

356
00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:30,537
Yeah.

357
00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:39,079
Whoa! Hey, Allison.
Hey.

358
00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:41,114
Hey, Sam.

359
00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:43,951
Remember
Yeah, yeah. I-- I remember.

360
00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:47,387
Listen, yesterday, I didn't make
a very good first impression.

361
00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:50,623
And the thing is,
is I'm a counselor

362
00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:52,692
for people who abuse
drugs and alcohol.

363
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,427
So I--
I'm dealing with people

364
00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:57,197
who stack lies
on top of lies all day.

365
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,665
And you gotta be,
sometimes--

366
00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:00,333
You know,
you gotta be a little blunt.

367
00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:01,568
You gotta be
a little harsh

368
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:03,937
to cut through the bullshit
with that.

369
00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:06,639
But I recognize that
it bleeds over a little bit

370
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:08,175
into my personal life.

371
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,343
So--
So it must be tough.

372
00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:12,379
It's not an excuse
to be rude though.

373
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,514
So I just wanted--

374
00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:16,583
Well, I wanted
to give you this.

375
00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:19,019
You know, you said
you were learning guitar.

376
00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:21,221
And this is Andrés Segovia.

377
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,656
He's the Hendrix
of guitar players.

378
00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:25,225
He's terrific.
Right.

379
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,294
You're gonna like him.
His only failing is

380
00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:30,197
he didn't OD, so nobody
knows who he is, but--

381
00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:31,431
Yeah.

382
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:33,466
Well, that's really nice
of you, Sam.

383
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,068
But I don't have any way
to play it.

384
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:36,469
Oh, well, yeah, you do.

385
00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:37,971
I got a--

386
00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:39,472
It comes with--

387
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:42,142
There's a--

388
00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:45,178
Wow, thank you.
A latch.

389
00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:47,380
Yeah, sure. There you go.
There you are.

390
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,250
You piece of trash.

391
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,385
I came to you for help,
but you did nothing.

392
00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:56,056
No, actually,
you made it worse.

393
00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:58,591
SAM:
This is one of those fuckups
that I was telling you about.

394
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,127
I think she's on
the bath salts--

395
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,995
Don't you lie to her!

396
00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:04,631
You called my daughter a slob,
then tried to proposition her.

397
00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:08,401
No, no, no. Hey, what I said
was that I would not fuck her.

398
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:10,537
Then you insulted
her hygiene?

399
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,474
Yes. But you gotta admit,

400
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:18,045
the girl smells a little bit
like a rotting corpse. No?

401
00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:19,712
You may have fooled
Father Michael,

402
00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:21,214
but I can see you

403
00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:23,583
for the worthless human being
you are.

404
00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:25,418
You make me sick.

405
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,224
So Segovia
is the first guy

406
00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:33,460
to ever put nylon strings
on a guitar.

407
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:37,597
And that blew the sound open,
and it made the fingering--

408
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:39,099
Enjoy.

409
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,702
Hey, check it.

410
00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:44,671
We've been kicked out
'cause of you.

411
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:46,106
[PEOPLE MURMURING
INDISTINCTLY]

412
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:53,180
Unbelievable.

413
00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:56,516
Like, what kind of monster
evicts you using comic sans?

414
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,221
Come on, Mike.

415
00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:03,623
You can't just kick us out.
I just did.

416
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:05,825
What about all the people
who need help?

417
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,560
Well, that's on you,
Loudermilk.

418
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:09,362
I made it very clear
what would happen

419
00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:10,730
if you didn't do
your part.

420
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:13,066
Unlike you,
I stick to my word.

421
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:15,102
Yeah,
I'm not a miracle worker

422
00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:16,803
like the bearded guy
that you love so much.

423
00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:18,638
You mean Jesus?

424
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:20,773
You asked me to talk
to the girl, I talked.

425
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:22,475
Should've tried harder.

426
00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:25,145
I tried plenty hard.
She didn't go for it.

427
00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:27,180
My decision is final.

428
00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:28,715
You brought this on yourself.

429
00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:31,818
So that's it?
Yep, that's it.

430
00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:35,088
Okay, fine. You know what?
I don't need you.

431
00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:36,589
I can think of
a million places

432
00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:40,660
that will open their doors
to some people in need.

433
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:43,630
I started jerking off
a few guys for meth money.

434
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:45,332
No big deal.

435
00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:48,435
Before you know it,
I was giving a couple of BJs.

436
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:50,603
It seems like I wasn't going
more than five minutes

437
00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:53,106
without a dick in my mouth.

438
00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:55,275
Then I hit rock bottom.

439
00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:57,577
And one day,
I find myself in lockup,

440
00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,779
getting into a shouting match
with some know-it-all

441
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:02,182
about whether it's better
to work the tip or the shaft

442
00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:04,217
while diddling the balls.

443
00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:08,288
That--

444
00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:10,257
That wasn't me.

445
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,860
SAM:
Okay. Okay, good sharing.

446
00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:15,828
That's powerful stuff.

447
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:17,530
[PEOPLE MURMURING
INDISTINCTLY]

448
00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:20,400
This was a horrible,
horrible idea.

449
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,769
Uh... And that's on me.

450
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:25,638
We gotta get back to the church,
but I'm gonna figure it out.

451
00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:27,374
I don't want you guys
to worry about it.

452
00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:29,542
You're my number-one priority,
okay?

453
00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:30,777
Let's go.

454
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:34,514
I'm not a biologist or anything,
but, uh,

455
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,149
it would have to be the shaft,
right?

456
00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:37,684
[DOOR BELL CHIMES,
DOOR OPENS, SHUTS]

457
00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:39,652
Because that's where
all the nerves are.

458
00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:42,455
If you're working the balls
though, that's a power move.

459
00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:44,891
Really a matter of contrast.
Guys, let's go.

460
00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:52,865
Hey, Father.

461
00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:55,402
All right, so I'm outside
of a place called

462
00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:57,704
"Kockblockerz."
That sound right?

463
00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:00,540
That is the worst name for
a strip club I have ever heard.

464
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:03,343
Well, I don't think
they understand marketing.

465
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:04,944
So if I talk to Claire,

466
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,913
you're gonna let us back
in the church, right?

467
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:08,448
I'm a man of my word,
Loudermilk.

468
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:09,749
All right.

469
00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:11,518
I haven't been in a bar
in five years,

470
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:13,420
so I hope you sleep well
tonight.

471
00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:17,857
All right,
let's do it for the kids.

472
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:33,773
Oh, this sucks,
this sucks, this sucks.

473
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:36,809
Hm. Could be worse.

474
00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:42,815
Can I get you a drink?
No. No, no, no. Tra la la.

475
00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:48,221
* Hell's flesh
Made mountains... *

476
00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:49,789
Yay. There she is.

477
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,427
Hey, Claire.

478
00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:56,829
Hi.
CLAIRE: It's you.

479
00:19:56,863 --> 00:20:00,533
The asshole from my house.
You're sweet, you remember.

480
00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:02,802
I'm gonna spitball
with you for a minute here.

481
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:06,706
I told my mom what you said
to me, and she was pissed.

482
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:08,375
Yeah, I know.

483
00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:10,277
You wanted to get me
in trouble, it worked.

484
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:12,645
Oh. You got busted.

485
00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:15,882
Hey. No touching.
It's all right.

486
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:17,550
No, I'm not touching anybody.

487
00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:18,751
She's touching me.

488
00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:21,254
It's okay, I know him.

489
00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:22,689
Take it into
the champagne room.

490
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,524
SAM:
Yep, we're going.
Thank you.

491
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,626
* I need a little ass
To squeeze *

492
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:28,295
* With mouths, please *

493
00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:31,030
* So I could operate
I feel... *

494
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:33,433
Here. Let's get you some
fresh air. Come on.

495
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:35,335
* ...and the lights go out *

496
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:46,279
So as glamorous and fun
as this all seems,

497
00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:48,981
I've seen it before,
and it doesn't end well.

498
00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:50,917
You don't know anything.

499
00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:52,319
I know how to barf

500
00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:54,587
without getting it
on my shoes.

501
00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:03,963
Here.

502
00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:09,369
Just try not to get
too much puke on it.

503
00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:13,573
Why are you bothering me?

504
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,575
I'm trying to help.

505
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,510
You can't help me.

506
00:21:17,544 --> 00:21:19,379
Nobody can.

507
00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:20,947
Get the fuck over yourself.

508
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:22,482
Really, come on.

509
00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:24,083
You think
you're the only person who

510
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:27,887
You think I don't know
misery and pain?

511
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,589
I was married
for eight years.

512
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,057
And what happened?

513
00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:32,825
She dumped your ass?

514
00:21:32,859 --> 00:21:35,328
Big fucking surprise.

515
00:21:35,362 --> 00:21:37,464
No, not exactly.

516
00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:39,666
I took us out
for a spin one night

517
00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:41,468
after a couple bottles
of Jack

518
00:21:41,501 --> 00:21:43,370
and wrapped the car
around a tree.

519
00:21:46,072 --> 00:21:48,508
No, I was okay.

520
00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:49,942
She wasn't.

521
00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:53,446
Shit happens.

522
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:54,881
What are you
gonna do?

523
00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:58,785
Hurting yourself is easy,

524
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,453
but living is hard.

525
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:04,724
So Claire,
what's the thing?

526
00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:08,027
Okay, what's the big problem
that nobody can help you with?

527
00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:11,498
Come on,
I'm in suspense.

528
00:22:11,531 --> 00:22:13,032
I'm not gonna be able
to sleep at night.

529
00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:14,401
Just-- Just say it.

530
00:22:15,602 --> 00:22:16,736
What the fuck is it?

531
00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:21,674
I just--

532
00:22:21,708 --> 00:22:24,143
I really miss my dad.

533
00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:29,849
I know.

534
00:22:31,418 --> 00:22:32,552
I know you do.

535
00:22:34,421 --> 00:22:35,955
Hey, dude,
get away from my girlfriend!

536
00:22:35,988 --> 00:22:37,557
Look,
guys, guys, guys.

537
00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:39,559
She's upset,
all right?

538
00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:41,127
I just gave
an awesome speech.

539
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:42,795
Please tell me
you heard some of it.

540
00:22:42,829 --> 00:22:44,163
No, man. We missed it.

541
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:46,599
Let's hear it again,
Shakespeare. Come on.

542
00:22:46,633 --> 00:22:48,535
All right. Here you go.

543
00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:52,439
Hey, I've been
dicking around all night

544
00:22:52,472 --> 00:22:53,640
looking for this girl,

545
00:22:53,673 --> 00:22:54,841
so I can help some people

546
00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:56,743
with real problems, okay?

547
00:22:56,776 --> 00:22:58,678
So why don't you
get out of my way,

548
00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:00,780
or we're gonna do this
the hard way.

549
00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:05,017
So how'd you know
to call me?

550
00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:07,119
There are only three numbers
in his phone.

551
00:23:07,153 --> 00:23:09,055
You're the only one
that answered.

552
00:23:09,088 --> 00:23:10,823
Well, that's really,
really pathetic.

553
00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:15,928
Oh!

554
00:23:15,962 --> 00:23:18,698
Oh, my God.
Gross. I'm out of here.

555
00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:19,966
Is Is he okay?

556
00:23:19,999 --> 00:23:21,634
Oh, who, "asshead" Sam?

557
00:23:21,668 --> 00:23:22,969
No, he's fine.

558
00:23:23,002 --> 00:23:25,805
Hey, I'm "kindhearted" Ben,
by the way.

559
00:23:25,838 --> 00:23:27,039
Hey.

560
00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:29,108
What the hell
were you doing in a bar?

561
00:23:29,141 --> 00:23:31,110
Okay, you're a drunk.
I'm a drunk.

562
00:23:31,143 --> 00:23:34,514
Guys like us can't do that.
I had to find the kid.

563
00:23:34,547 --> 00:23:35,815
It was fine.

564
00:23:35,848 --> 00:23:37,550
Yeah, looks like
it went really great.

565
00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:38,951
You gotta call me
next time, man.

566
00:23:38,985 --> 00:23:40,953
You're not ready
to be alone like that.

567
00:23:40,987 --> 00:23:43,089
Ow! Ow! Ow!

568
00:23:43,122 --> 00:23:45,057
Seriously?
They punched your feet?

569
00:23:46,192 --> 00:23:48,127
This will help
with the swelling.

570
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,962
Oh. Thank you.

571
00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:55,001
Hey, the teenage girl
that I came in with,

572
00:23:55,034 --> 00:23:57,136
you know I'm not hitting that,
right?

573
00:23:57,169 --> 00:24:01,207
Yeah, Ben filled me in on that.
All right. Thanks.

574
00:24:03,643 --> 00:24:05,144
Would it be all right
if we forgot about

575
00:24:05,177 --> 00:24:07,179
all that business earlier

576
00:24:07,213 --> 00:24:08,815
and started over?

577
00:24:08,848 --> 00:24:11,484
Are you gonna stop
pushing old people down stairs?

578
00:24:12,519 --> 00:24:14,120
Can't make any promises.

579
00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:20,727
Okay. I gotta go, Sam.

580
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:23,796
Give me a shout
if you guys need anything.

581
00:24:23,830 --> 00:24:25,464
Thank you.

582
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,168
I get it.

583
00:24:29,201 --> 00:24:30,870
You staged the beatdown

584
00:24:30,903 --> 00:24:33,039
so you can garner the sympathy
of our hot neighbor.

585
00:24:33,072 --> 00:24:34,974
You are a tactical genius.

586
00:24:35,007 --> 00:24:36,709
Listen, I'm gonna
close my eyes.

587
00:24:36,743 --> 00:24:39,045
If I die in my sleep,
the Netflix password is

588
00:24:39,078 --> 00:24:42,014
"Dianne underscore Wiest,
zero, three."

589
00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:44,684
Well, I hope
you don't die

590
00:24:44,717 --> 00:24:46,218
'cause those are terrible
last words.

591
00:24:46,252 --> 00:24:47,620
Yeah.

592
00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:49,756
[PEOPLE CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY]

593
00:24:55,194 --> 00:24:56,629
You've earned it.

594
00:24:56,663 --> 00:24:58,898
The meeting room
or the beating?

595
00:25:11,010 --> 00:25:13,045
Oh, good. Uh...

596
00:25:13,079 --> 00:25:16,215
Go on in, and set up the chairs.
I'll be in in a minute.

597
00:25:16,248 --> 00:25:18,718
Can I ask you something?
What?

598
00:25:18,751 --> 00:25:21,320
Did that hurt?
Yeah.

599
00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:22,722
Good.

600
00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:26,192
'Cause you made me talk
about giving BJs

601
00:25:26,225 --> 00:25:27,794
where I get my lattes.

602
00:25:27,827 --> 00:25:30,196
Who are you again?

603
00:25:30,229 --> 00:25:32,098
Never mind.

604
00:25:32,131 --> 00:25:35,067
Loudermilk,
you got a visitor here.

605
00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:38,104
Oh.

606
00:25:43,943 --> 00:25:45,344
I, uh...

607
00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,647
I wanted to give this
back to you.

608
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:49,048
Hm.
I washed it.

609
00:25:49,081 --> 00:25:51,250
You didn't have to do that.

610
00:25:51,283 --> 00:25:52,752
After I threw up on it.

611
00:25:54,286 --> 00:25:56,222
I'd really like you
to have it.

612
00:26:01,227 --> 00:26:02,629
You were, um,

613
00:26:02,662 --> 00:26:05,297
right, by the way.

614
00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:08,167
Hurting myself was easy, and...

615
00:26:10,136 --> 00:26:13,305
living is the hard part.

616
00:26:13,339 --> 00:26:15,007
Hm.

617
00:26:15,041 --> 00:26:18,377
Well, even a blind squirrel's
right twice a day.

618
00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:22,381
So, you're here, you wanna
stick around for the meeting?

619
00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:25,618
Uh, yeah, I--

620
00:26:25,652 --> 00:26:26,853
I can't tonight.

621
00:26:26,886 --> 00:26:29,756
No?
But maybe another time.

622
00:26:29,789 --> 00:26:31,290
How about next week?

623
00:26:32,992 --> 00:26:35,662
Maybe.
Yeah, okay.

624
00:26:35,695 --> 00:26:37,664
See you, maybe.

625
00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:43,202
That's right,
you're blowjob guy.

626
00:26:54,914 --> 00:26:56,816
Uh--
BEN: Hi.

627
00:26:56,849 --> 00:26:59,952
Hey, is Sam around, or

628
00:26:59,986 --> 00:27:01,721
Oh, no. He's still out

629
00:27:01,754 --> 00:27:03,923
running his meeting
at the church where he does--

630
00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:05,124
That's where
he does them.

631
00:27:05,157 --> 00:27:06,793
I'd invite you in,

632
00:27:06,826 --> 00:27:08,795
but you just caught me
coming out of the shower.

633
00:27:08,828 --> 00:27:10,362
In In your clothes?

634
00:27:10,396 --> 00:27:12,932
Okay, thanks for coming by.
I'll let him know.

635
00:27:23,009 --> 00:27:24,143
Ahh.

636
00:27:25,211 --> 00:27:29,381
* Ah *

637
00:27:29,415 --> 00:27:33,786
* Bored again *

638
00:28:00,980 --> 00:28:03,750
* Ah... *